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  1. 14th April 2008 20:04 #1
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    Tenerife! - You will hate it.

    I have just discovered that everything that 'they' say about Tenerife is true, so here's the evidence

    Tenerife beaches are all black sand
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    I'd love to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my bum.

    It's best to keep one's mouth shut and appear an idiot, then to open it and remove all doubt!




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    The sunbeds are all lined up in a regimented manner and so close to each other
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    The beaches are really busy and you can't get away from people.
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    It's a barren place, sort of dessert-like and scrubland. There's no vegetation apart from what has been purposefully planted.
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    Tenerife is a concrete jungle full of purpose built resorts.
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    Looks horrible.
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    Now I know why I love Tenerife soooooooo much c Thanks Mike
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    very good mike just goes to show ,,,,they are always right
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike in Chayofa View Post
    I have just discovered that everything that 'they' say about Tenerife is true, so here's the evidence

    Tenerife beaches are all black sand
    Excellent point, well made. Sounds like "they" never saw anything other than their hotel room in Los Cristianos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike in Chayofa View Post
    The beaches are really busy and you can't get away from people.
    That'll be due to lack of tourism!!!
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