English Breakfast (no more than 3 euro though)
Buy a new watch off jimmy asda.
Negotiate a timeshare with one of those nice chaps on the front.
Couple of 1 euro pints (flat taste like vinegar , no head)
Roast at an english bar
Couple more 1 euro pints
Game of bingo or play your cards right in Irish Rose
Watch the soaps for 2 hours at another english bar
Couple more pints
Vodka red bull (local vodka , red bull from warm large 2 litre bottle)
Bit of Karaoke
Watch drag artist , buy a necklace and flashing glasses off jimmies mate
Taxi home paying though the nose
Philistine.