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Old 16th January 2008, 20:51   #1 (permalink)
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Had to laugh when looking at a property website today, where there was a "two bedroomed flat compromising lounge, kitchen..................etc."
Another property was described as being in a "sort after" area!

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Old 16th January 2008, 20:57   #2 (permalink)
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Another property was described as being in a "sort after" area!


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What really makes me laugh is, the phrase " viewing is highly recommended" like as if, you would buy a house without seeing it first.
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Old 16th January 2008, 21:36   #4 (permalink)
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Some of the wording used by estate agents is funny - like a property "boasting" a driveway!
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I like the descriptions in the holiday brochures.

Panoramic view = half way up a mountain.

etc. etc.
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I like the descriptions in the holiday brochures.

Panoramic view = half way up a mountain.

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Sounds like L.C!
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Old 16th January 2008, 23:07   #7 (permalink)
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I like the descriptions in the holiday brochures.

Panoramic view = half way up a mountain.

etc. etc.
Nowt wrong with being half way up a mountain...
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How about Castle harbour it is harder to get further away from the harbour or once was a qaint fishing village. A nice relaxing atmosphere right next to the airport and by the way you may experiance some aircraft noise.
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Old 17th January 2008, 00:15   #9 (permalink)
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How about Castle harbour it is harder to get further away from the harbour or once was a qaint fishing village. A nice relaxing atmosphere right next to the airport and by the way you may experiance some aircraft noise.
so much for the so called quiet "costa del silencio"
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Old 17th January 2008, 01:22   #10 (permalink)
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I really don't know how some of the Estate Agents make their businesses work, some really don't deserve it at all and there are quite a lot of them here.
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