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Old 29th January 2007, 20:44   #1 (permalink)
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ladies have you been left in the lurch with a broken bikini top or bra well try this.

get a carrier bag and tear it down the side seems till you get to the bottom then put one arm throught the handle and place your erm thingy into that side of the bag then twist a couple of times and then put your other thingy into the other side of the bag and then place your arm through the other handle if you need more support just place a stick behind the twisted area between your thingies and twist the stick till you get a comfortable setting.

p.s. see through bags arn´t much use if you have nothing to cover your thingies with.

have a nice day now
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Old 29th January 2007, 20:55   #2 (permalink)
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Good Idea Robby if it works but puzzled how you would know such things, impressed with the display of your thoughtul femine side though, see it obviously is not dead.
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Old 29th January 2007, 21:11   #3 (permalink)
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A Mercadona bag makes a good thong - or if you are particularly well-endowed - a HiperTrebol bag!
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Old 29th January 2007, 21:59   #4 (permalink)
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ladies have you been left in the lurch with a broken bikini top or bra well try this.

get a carrier bag and tear it down the side seems till you get to the bottom then put one arm throught the handle and place your erm thingy into that side of the bag then twist a couple of times and then put your other thingy into the other side of the bag and then place your arm through the other handle if you need more support just place a stick behind the twisted area between your thingies and twist the stick till you get a comfortable setting.

p.s. see through bags arn´t much use if you have nothing to cover your thingies with.

have a nice day now
Did you by any chance see me on the web cam sitting on las vista beach
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Old 29th January 2007, 22:05   #5 (permalink)
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Did you by any chance see me on the web cam sitting on las vista beach
nope sorry kaza but i think i am clarvioant.

did you have a little problem with your thingies then lol
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Old 29th January 2007, 22:08   #6 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 22:54   #7 (permalink)
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Old 29th January 2007, 23:21   #8 (permalink)
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ladies have you been left in the lurch with a broken bikini top or bra well try this.

get a carrier bag and tear it down the side seems till you get to the bottom then put one arm throught the handle and place your erm thingy into that side of the bag then twist a couple of times and then put your other thingy into the other side of the bag and then place your arm through the other handle if you need more support just place a stick behind the twisted area between your thingies and twist the stick till you get a comfortable setting.

p.s. see through bags arn´t much use if you have nothing to cover your thingies with.

have a nice day now
its quite concerning how you know this robbie????
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