What are your new year resolutions for 2007? I have a few and I am determined to stick by them.
Here is my list.
To eat better quality pies.
To keep running 15k a day, to keep doing 5 circuits in the gym daily (and all by 7 am)
To maintain my Adonis looking body and physique.
To reduce my vodka intake to only 1 bottle a day. (Kazza can you help me with this please. I need your advice because I know you don’t drink much)
To make sure Robbie71 gets a decent haircut and does away with his 80’s style mullet. (He’s only 35)
To make Bazza serve me turkey twizzlers, accompanied with alphabeti spaghetti or potatoes faces at the Bistro.
To orgainise salsa lessons for the forum members (because I know how many of you ladies want to see me in my purple with a hint of yellow, with orange spots, skin tight salsa dance suite)
To win the forum’s fantasy football league. (Shouldn’t be a problem because the men will always triumph over the birds in the end
)
To do a parachute jump for charity and generally do lots of charity work. (things like sponsored pie eating etc)
Never to be late for mass, especially when it’s my turn to be an alter boy.
To sell something TO a lookie lookie man.
and never shout across the bar "have you got the time mate please" when one walks in.
Not to complain when Robbie71 serves me watered down vodka and charges an extortionate price in La Gramola.
Never again mention the word "glue" when babytrebles horse is ill and the vets bills are piling up.
To never interupt Sabrina when she is speaking with the words "of course I will sweetheart" untill I know what she is going to ask. (the last time I did that it cost me 4 grand for a new suite)
To learn to play the triangle or tamberine.
To learn to be more outgoing and not so reserved and shy.
To give up horse racing, because every time I do they always beat me.
The New Year 2007 is upon us... What are YOUR New Year’s resolutions? 
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