| A very PC Christmas
I can´t get online as much as I would like these days, but thought I´d copy and post a fun email that I received:
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious
persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well
as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;
Additionally,
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year
2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great,
without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual
preferences of the wishes.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any
unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not
caught up in the holiday spirit.)
Best wishes to you all __________________
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible adult... | 
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