Merry Xmas & a Happy New Year to all on the forum.
Here's a festive recipe to help you get in the party mood:
Tequila Christmas Cake 1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
¼ cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
½ cup chopped walnuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point its best o make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another
cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
Sample t he tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink, whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS
to everyone,
have a great time where ever you all are.
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