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Old 14th December 2006, 00:21   #1 (permalink)
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Limericks

You all know about limericks (there was young lady from...)
If I start us off and separate people enter each successive line we could end up with some interesting results.
There once was a young lad from Wigan...


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Old 14th December 2006, 01:23   #2 (permalink)
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There once was a young lad from Wigan...


over to you
What on gods earth rhymes with wigan????????Pigen, ligen, frigen

The boy stood on the burning deck
he was all a quiver
he gave a coff
his leg fell off
and floated down the river
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Old 14th December 2006, 01:37   #3 (permalink)
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A suggestion is... biggun!
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There was a fat manc in Gramola,
Drunk too many shots then fell over,
Sabrina Said 'Johnny no more'
As he lay on the floor,
Your A$$ is the size of a Rover....
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His missus said "ohh what a biggun'".......
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His missus said "ohh what a biggun'".......
if it grows anymore...
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if it grows anymore...
It might get a bit sore.....
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Old 14th December 2006, 16:50   #9 (permalink)
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There was a fat manc in Gramola,
Drunk too many shots then fell over,
Sabrina Said 'Johnny no more'
As he lay on the floor,
Your A$$ is the size of a Rover....
There is a bar owner called Rob
He has a mullett and eats pies on the job
He cant handle his ale
Is the size of a whale
And his wife says he has a very small.. ............Attention span
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A wheel clamper in Galletas once said,
Me thinks that i'm rather well feed,
After pork pies and beer,
He admits that his fear,
Is that he's mistaken for Big Ted.
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