Who on the Tenerife Forum can teach me to sing and dance?

[Licinius]

I feel like brushing up on my karaoke routine & maybe paying a visit to Simon Cowell

If you're up to the job drop me a pm

[brenda]

People say I am a good singer, and I am going to put it to the test tomorrow night at " Neighbours " bar at Puerto Colon ! Last time I sung, I actually had a crowd watching me from outside " Friends " bar at the Golf, they must have thought it was " The Corrs " as I was singing their version of " Dreams " So any lessons, I can teach you !

[Licinius]

Thanks Brenda but not sure if I could carry off Andrea Corr, see myself more as a Blackie Lawless, Gene Simmons, Dee Snider type singer with a bit of Jon Bon Jovi thrown in for the family occasions

[brenda]

Now youre talking, I loved Twisted Sister, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Whitesnake Van Halen etc....... I am a head banger after all

[tc22]

Originally Posted by Licinius

I feel like brushing up on my karaoke routine & maybe paying a visit to Simon Cowell

If you're up to the job drop me a pm

[Licinius]

What you laffing for I'm serious, are there any professional singing teachers here?

[kaza]

And I suppose it will have to be a female with a pulse

[Licinius]

Originally Posted by kaza

And I suppose it will have to be a female with a pulse

No chance Kaza, I'm back to the 9v battery routine!

[kaza]

Originally Posted by Licinius

No chance Kaza, I'm back to the 9v battery routine!

So you want to be the next Billy elliot then I can just see you in a tu tu

[blue_bell]

Oh how you must miss women with all these extra activities you are taken on whatever will it be next