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View Poll Results: Women, are they worth it?
Yes 15 78.95%
No 2 10.53%
Dunno I'm gay 2 10.53%
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Old 25th August 2008, 22:38   #1 (permalink)
 
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The female brain

Please somebody try & explain how a womans brain operates
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Old 25th August 2008, 22:47   #2 (permalink)
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Please somebody try & explain how a womans brain operates
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Could i try to explain the meaning of life, it would be easier
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Old 25th August 2008, 23:25   #3 (permalink)
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Womens Brains

I would love to vote, however you have not added the category of some are, some are not.

There are just too many types of females; small, tall, fat, thin, pretty, ugly, wellbred, well fed the list is endless

However as hubby has just stated, "not like a blokes" "Im hungry, what we got to eat"

Obviously some women are not as male orientated as their hubbies would want them to be!!!!
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1. Men's brains are larger, but as they age, they also shrink faster than women's brains.

2. Women's brains operate at a higher temperature, due to burning more glucose.

3. Women use more of their brains when they think.

4. Men's brains contain roughly 6.5 times the amount of grey matter related to general intelligence as women's brains, while women's brains contain about 10 times as much white matter related to general intelligence as men's. Researchers point to this finding to explain the controversial belief that in general, men may naturally excel at math while women tend to excel in areas like language.

5. Men tend to score an average of 4 to 5 points higher on intelligence tests, as reported by the journal Intelligence in Sept. 2006. Don't believe us?

6. The average man will think about sex as often as once a minute, while the average woman will think of sex much less often, as infrequently as once every one or two days.

7. Why do women always want to talk? Researchers have found that connecting with another through talking will trigger the pleasure centers in a woman's brain, a high second only to an orgasm.

8. Baby girls have been observed to typically have stronger reactions than boys to disturbing or distressful sounds.

9. A 20-second hug will trigger the release of oxytocin in a woman's brain. The effect of this chemical will often give the woman a feeling of trust in the person hugging her.

10. Many authors and researchers have said that men use fewer words per day than women. Depending on which study you believe (if any), the "word gap" can be anywhere from 1,000 to 10,000 words a day.
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Old 25th August 2008, 23:39   #6 (permalink)
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Maybe these will help pictures say more than words, especially for the women folk on here!
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What we have is a simple pleasure/pain equasion. In business you wouldn't spend £1,000 on advertising if it only generated a further £100 worth of business. Women are exactly the same, 90% pain and 10% pleasure.

Any man thinking about it logically has to concede that women are just not worth bothering with.
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What we have is a simple pleasure/pain equasion. In business you wouldn't spend £1,000 on advertising if it only generated a further £100 worth of business. Women are exactly the same, 90% pain and 10% pleasure.

Any man thinking about it logically has to concede that women are just not worth bothering with.

I would say the same about men at this moment in time - I just dont get them at all ...
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Men are easily pleased we like the simple things in life. Women however are impossile to please.................... unless she shower them with cash of course!
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