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View Poll Results: Women, are they worth it?
Yes 15 78.95%
No 2 10.53%
Dunno I'm gay 2 10.53%
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Old 27th August 2008, 10:17   #21 (permalink)
 
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You've been talking to too many hookers Craig !!!!
If a woman wants showering with cash & gifts, does that make her a hooker?
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Old 27th August 2008, 10:20   #22 (permalink)
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If a woman wants showering with cash & gifts, does that make her a hooker?
Of course not ........ I was joking by the way
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Old 27th August 2008, 10:32   #23 (permalink)
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You're right there TB, when you already have 37 pairs of red shoes why on earth would we think to buy new a new pair?????
Exactly!!!!! There are loads more colours in the spectrum!
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I was joking by the way
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Old 27th August 2008, 20:27   #25 (permalink)
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I would say the same about men at this moment in time - I just dont get them at all ...
You are so right teddybear... i just dont get men at all... im sure they just like to confuse us women!
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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, 'Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'


The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

Cant take the credit for this found it in another post but boy is it suitable!
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Old 28th August 2008, 16:54   #27 (permalink)
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With men like you around us Linicius no wonder we turn lesbian
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Old 28th August 2008, 17:39   #28 (permalink)
 
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we turn lesbian
OOPS sorry hun I thought you were straight
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