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Old 26th August 2008, 18:03   #11 (permalink)
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Men are easily pleased we like the simple things in life. Women however are impossile to please.................... unless she shower them with cash of course!

So very true!
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I don't need being showered in cash to be pleased
Men are only pleased by simple things as their brains can only think of one thing at a time unless they are very clever and then they can multitask by holding a pint with the right hand, holding a fag in the left hand and have both eyes eying up any bit of skirt
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a pint with the right hand, holding a fag in the left hand and have both eyes eying up any bit of skirt
Well I don't smoke but think most of my mistakes are made while under the influence, perhaps I shoud give up the booze as well!
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Old 26th August 2008, 19:41   #14 (permalink)
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.... unless they are very clever and then they can multitask by holding a pint with the right hand, holding a fag in the left hand and have both eyes eying up any bit of skirt
... and the point that you are trying to make is

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The point being.... ok it may also include any young man in tight jeans showing his perk butt
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Men are easily pleased we like the simple things in life. Women however are impossile to please.................... unless she shower them with cash of course!
This is true, i get pleasure from sitting on my terrace with a beer and a newspaper, i get pleasure from one of my dogs jumping up for a cuddle, i get pleasure from a good game of darts that does me.
On the other hand Mrs Andy gets pleasure from spending 200€ at Ikea or spending 100€ getting her her done.
Basically womens pleasure normally involves spending money and lots of it!
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The man that thinks a woman needs to be showered in cash to be pleased has simply run out of ideas!!!!!
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The man that thinks a woman needs to be showered in cash to be pleased has simply run out of ideas!!!!!
You're right there TB, when you already have 37 pairs of red shoes why on earth would we think to buy new a new pair?????
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You've been talking to too many hookers Craig !!!!
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