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Originally Posted by pablo1  Why not join the Police Force(preferebly GMP) then you could keep an eye out for all those nasty police officers who run around beating helpless bystanders( or gob****e hooligans) and make the whole world(Manchester) a safer place for me and my family!  |
I have to go down the list first Pablo, if I get turned down as a Big Issue seller then I'll consider the plod....... nope I'm lying, theres always the dole!
As for Manchester, tis a bit hard when I'll never EVER go there again (I value my life too much).
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Originally Posted by redarrow Why not combine the two
'All rise for hymn number.....' |
Communion (or whatever they call it) would be good, ply the ladies with wine before they kneel before you & then pat them on the head
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