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Old 19th August 2008, 21:14   #11 (permalink)
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Not sure I can hack this one much longer so I'm looking for a new career. Does anybody know what qualifications are needed to become a vicar? Its either that or doing nude photo shoots.
I know a man that can! God help us all!

I would go for the nude foto shoots if i were you, if your shy just google "Penis Enlargement"

Not that ive ever tried or needed it...i just keep getting pop ups now and again
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Old 19th August 2008, 21:20   #12 (permalink)
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Not sure I can hack this one much longer so I'm looking for a new career. Does anybody know what qualifications are needed to become a vicar? Its either that or doing nude photo shoots.
You'd need a good physique for nude photo shoots, and you peed off the two people that could have helped you on that score the other day!
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In that case then my child, they can have a glass of red wine, some stale bread & ask nicely for forgiveness
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Oh Licinius........... you crack me up.... a vicar????? Please.......
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You'd need a good physique for nude photo shoots, and you peed off the two people that could have helped you on that score the other day!
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.....

I'm happy to shoot him, but not with a camera

Regarding career options: A vicar needs to be understanding, and accepting of different views... I see a stumbling block Linicius!

The Diplomatic Corp is probably another one you should stay clear of....
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Why not join the Police Force(preferebly GMP) then you could keep an eye out for all those nasty police officers who run around beating helpless bystanders( or gob****e hooligans) and make the whole world(Manchester) a safer place for me and my family!
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you could be stripper........ a vicar stripper lol!!
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