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Old 11th August 2008, 21:54   #11 (permalink)
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Loobie, the answer to your question is when the other half phones you every night [as I am sure O'neills will] you have to make out your really bored being on your own and miss them like hell even though you are having a ball

Make the most of it girlie, just think cook what you want when you want, whole bed to yourself, remote control to yourself, minimal washing and ironing, the house will stay clean for much longer with only you in it, and great excuse for nights out with family or friends because you are so sad and lonely

O'Neills....please do not read this post
Thank you JackieB.... I'm feeling soooo much better after that..
Right... eat when I want, no cleaning up every 5 minutes... uuummmm party used as an excuse for feeling down.. Yep think I can cope with all that
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Old 11th August 2008, 22:04   #12 (permalink)
 
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OMG... Did you write that
Our marriage was ok when we were apart, things only deteriorated when we spent time together
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The secret to living single when married is to keep the opposite sex from trying to muscle in on your commitment. Pretty much the same trouble you have with your spouse.
If you find yourselves in a situation where your being targeted try these lines.

O'Neills;
"...yes Miss, this is my natural hair colour....my wife loves it!"
"...she's in England, it's just me and the twelve children here!"
"... we moved here becuase my doctor said it would help my uncontrolable flatulence!"

Loobie;
".....My husbands a wrestler and he makes knives...gets out of Broadmoore next week!"


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Old 12th August 2008, 09:53   #14 (permalink)
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The secret to living single when married is to keep the opposite sex from trying to muscle in on your commitment. Pretty much the same trouble you have with your spouse.
If you find yourselves in a situation where your being targeted try these lines.

O'Neills;
"...yes Miss, this is my natural hair colour....my wife loves it!"
"...she's in England, it's just me and the twelve children here!"
"... we moved here becuase my doctor said it would help my uncontrolable flatulence!"

Loobie;
".....My husbands a wrestler and he makes knives...gets out of Broadmoore next week!"


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pmsl this made me laugh thanks

Loobie in answer to your question how do you live single when your married !!
love each other and always be truthfull !! if its hard without him tell him and if your out partying then also tell him , lol but add that you missed him while you had fun !! lol

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Old 12th August 2008, 19:59   #15 (permalink)
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Our marriage was ok when we were apart, things only deteriorated when we spent time together
Butttt we have always been as one and in each others pockets we always have problems living apart and find it hard this is going to be the hardest thing... not having each other at the end of the the day to snuggle with And you will not lead the Oneill a stray

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The secret to living single when married is to keep the opposite sex from trying to muscle in on your commitment. Pretty much the same trouble you have with your spouse.
If you find yourselves in a situation where your being targeted try these lines.

I don't want to look at another man as the Oneill is my only man.. I know how to deal with situations believe

O'Neills;
"...yes Miss, this is my natural hair colour....my wife loves it!"
"...she's in England, it's just me and the twelve children here!"
"... we moved here becuase my doctor said it would help my uncontrolable flatulence!"

Loobie;
".....My husbands a wrestler and he makes knives...gets out of Broadmoore next week!"


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pmsl this made me laugh thanks

Loobie in answer to your question how do you live single when your married !!
love each other and always be truthfull !! if its hard without him tell him and if your out partying then also tell him , lol but add that you missed him while you had fun !! lol
I will never party and if I do I will always tell the Oneill I have done so
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What do I do now it's too early in the week to start partying
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What do I do now it's too early in the week to start partying
House feeling a bit empty Loobie??? When mine does I clean it!!!!!!

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Not as empty as mine I guarantee!
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House feeling a bit empty Loobie??? When mine does I clean it!!!!!!

You know where I am if you need a chat!

It's feeling really empty and is as clean as I left it this morning

I've done my sad shop for one ate my micro meal for one and now talking to myself while rocking but I feel fine
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