Where can I get impotency pills in South Tenerife?
NOT Viagra but the opposite! I've come to the conclusion now that women just are not worth it so I either need to get my nuts cut or find some pills that have the same effect. I believe there is a product that they give to nonces.
I'm gonna bring my dog to Tenerife & train her to bite me if I even so much as look at another woman again
At least a small child snaps out of a paddy after a few minutes.
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NOT Viagra but the opposite! I've come to the conclusion now that women just are not worth it so I either need to get my nuts cut or find some pills that have the same effect. I believe there is a product that they give to nonces.
I'm gonna bring my dog to Tenerife & train her to bite me if I even so much as look at another woman again
At least a small child snaps out of a paddy after a few minutes.
thank goodness for that, another one of you would be a nightmare
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If you are as eloquent and charming on a date as you are in your posts, then I'm amazed she wasn't swept off her feet in a whirlwind of passion and fawned all over you all night!
So... what happened?...
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If you are as eloquent and charming on a date as you are in your posts, then I'm amazed she wasn't swept off her feet in a whirlwind of passion and fawned all over you all night!
So... what happened?...
do i detect the slightest hint of sarcasm in that post there?
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From me?! Sarcasm?! Never.
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It would probably been more like....whack her over the head with his club and then drag her back to the cave!!!
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Kirsty has a good method. Something to do with two bricks I think.
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Yep... I forget about that one... or there's always the Irish banger trick...
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After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
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