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Old 1st April 2008, 21:49   #1 (permalink)
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Next time round would you come back as a Man or Woman?

I think i would come back as a woman, probably a high class hooker.
It's a tough life being a man
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Old 1st April 2008, 21:57   #2 (permalink)
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nah i'd still come back as a woman i couldn't stand anyone nagging me all the time
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as difficult as it can be.........no thanks.

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Old 1st April 2008, 22:05   #4 (permalink)
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Most definately a man because.....

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

One mood, all the time.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Same work... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

The world is your urinal.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
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I think I would come back straight!
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Old 1st April 2008, 22:06   #6 (permalink)
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nah i'd still come back as a woman i couldn't stand anyone nagging me all the time
Promise I won't nag dede.

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Most definately a man because.....

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

One mood, all the time.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Same work... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

The world is your urinal.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
I think you have changed my mind Tinkabel.
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I think I would come back straight!
Straight man or straight woman
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Straight man or straight woman

MMMmmmm That's a hard one!
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Old 1st April 2008, 22:46   #9 (permalink)
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even although we moan about men all the time I would still return as a woman who else could give them such a hard time
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Old 1st April 2008, 22:50   #10 (permalink)
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MMMmmmm That's a hard one!
That sounds like a woman to me
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