Next time round would you come back as a Man or Woman?
I think i would come back as a woman, probably a high class hooker. It's a tough life being a man
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nah i'd still come back as a woman i couldn't stand anyone nagging me all the time
Promise I won't nag dede.
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Originally Posted by Tinkabel
Most definately a man because.....
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
One mood, all the time.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
I think you have changed my mind Tinkabel.
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