I thought it was April first when I read this this morning.......
Thousands of passengers are being forced to hop off buses midway through journeys to comply with barmy EU laws.
A Brussels ruling has banned local services longer than 30 miles to ensure drivers don't spend too long at the wheel.
As a result, drivers have to pull in as they hit that limit and order everyone OFF their bus.
They then change the route number on the front and invite passengers to jump back ON before resuming the trip.
By the way, you have to buy a ticket for each section of the journey!
No doubt you have to take your shopping, buggies etc off with you - nice in the rain.
You couldn't make it up!
Can't quite see Titsa pulling over on the TF1 on the way to Santa Cruz with the bendy bus, and putting 80 or so people on the hard shoulder,

then saying "OK, you can get back on now"