mac

Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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macbee48

And if a wife isn't around when her husband says something, is he still wrong?

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Jackie B

Of course he is

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Paulrock

And why do people say.....
Look at me when I'm talking to you
Don't you listen with ears

Daverock

Some people are very visual and need to look at who they are talking to. Women especially are visual. Watch two women in the front of a car. It's scary

JAnot

Even scarier when one is in the back !!

If our brains were simple enough for us to understand, we would be so stupid that we would not be able to.

macbee48

Very scary! I saw a prime example of this one day. I watched them right up until they ran slap bang into the car in front!

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Sunny 1

Oh please, we have evolved to be visual due to the male of the species not listening, we have to get your attention somehow !!!

Daverock

Surprisingly I had anticipated that it would be someone else's fault

imablue

and what about..jonny if you fall off that wall and break your leg!! don,t come running to me

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