Garlicbread

Just received this news from a friend in Split (Croatia)

Swimmer trapped by beach balls.

A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get off his sun lounger and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of his sun lounger. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to their normal size. He was freed after he called the beach maintenance services on his mobile and they sent a member of staff to cut his sun lounger in half.

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macbee48

I wonder what he would have done if he didn't have his mobile with him?

Imagine saying to the guy next to you, 'Er excuse me mate but you couldn't do me a favour could you?'

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mac

Thanks for the warning!!!!!!!!!!


A chap I knew was stripped naked on his stag night put in a public phone box which they then taped round so he could not get out. He phoned 999 and asked the police to help him. The local station sent a POLICEWOMAN round to free him!!!!

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geedee

But where did he keep his mobile?

macbee48

And did he have it on vibrate?

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imablue

omg!! just the name of the resort(split) that,s enough to make you,re eyes water imagine having to carry the sunbed any distance for help and explaining why you had you,re g ........... lies tucked underneath

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