bluemoon

I'm not a lover of my first name, but because my family is quite daft we have random names for each other!!

Here are some of mine:

Moonbeam!
Moonstar!
palomablanca
Moonface.....wait for it spoonface!!!

I also love giving random names to my friends family...

for my mum = Mumcheeks, Dad pistol (aka pistol pete/pedro!)
My pal michelle = chellybellybumcheeks
My pal ricky = rickalicious
My horse bruce = Boomboy
my dog dougal = Dizzle

the list could go on and on.....

Anyone else got some funky names??

tc22

My pet name, well what my hubby calls me is swamp donkey!

I call my hubby 'pickle'
My eldest daughter 'Dibbit'
My youngest daughter 'Scribbit'
and my son 'Stiffler!'

Its funny the names that develop over the years

bluemoon

Stiffler..??????? he's not like stiffler from american pie is he????

Daverock

The one's we use are not printable on this Forum sorry

tc22

Lets just say he is 3 years old and has discovered something lets say very sensitive

DippyDora

I often get called Dippy from my son and brother but my son has just started calling me Chuckles!? Does he mean I'm just like the chuckle brothers or what?
I call my son Flipflop, philple or even the dogs name

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bluemoon

Oh right.....

I like the pickle one tho thats good!!

Fred Perry

In our Fan Club (Armada Sur) near enough everyone has a "nickname"

German Frank - Squarehead (obvious)
Me - The General (I run everything)
Kirsty *our webmaster - Mrs. Moron (she is with THE Moron)
Gordon (Kirsty other half) - Gordon the Moron (From the song Jilted John)
Andy Royal Oak - Twat Hat (he always wears one of those "jester" hats to matches)
John - The Poet (after a few drinks starts to blurt out poetry)
Mick - Tiddles (Once got emotional talking about his first ever pet and it stuck)
Loads more......

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bluemoon

these are great!!

MaxineC

Of the printable ones

I'm known as:

Patsy (Ab Fab) - virtually all my close friends call me this
Flossy Tosspot - courtesy of hubby!
Dolly Chops - as above
Old Slapper/tart - as above
Doris Bickydunker
Imelda Marcos - removal men who packed all my shoes
Dippy tart
Dippy blonde tart

Geoff a.k.a.

Old grumpy t**t
Fat B*****d
Old, bald, grumpy, fat b****d - all cortesy of me!!

Josh, the son a.k.a.

The professor - thinks he knows everything about everything
Sausage - my term for him
Smelly git - when he's avoided the shower for several weeks

The dogs

Sausage
Silly willy
Dogbot
P***y B*******ks - anybody that owns cocker spaniels will understand that one

Actually, the lists are endless - new ones get added daily and vary in politeness.....

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