A friend of ours lost most of his hair in his 20's. Years ago we went on holiday with him. One day on holiday he appeared wearing this jet black full toupee. When he took it off that night his head had burnt in a criss cross sort of pattern through the wig. The wig never resurfaced that holiday
He wore it back to work and gained the nickname "sooty" from his mates which he still gets 20 odd years later.