Ok chaps and chapesses
This week has been horrid in Tenerife. You all know why. The weeks events have affected some more than others but I think we have all stopped and thought hard about the horrid and unfortunate events that have taken hold of our paradise Island.
So, this is a happy news or a happy thread in general. There will be no “****ging off” anything at all. You may only post your good news or funny stories etc, something that will bring a smile to someones face.
I will start. Its one for the Ladies out there and undoubtedly, it will make some lucky lady very happy.
Who would like to come for a spin in my Datsun tonight?. I thought I could take the lucky lady ( or ladies because I have a roof rack) to a nice restaurant for a slap up cod and chips. We could then talk about me for a while, before I show you my precious tea towel collection ( I will even show you the one with a picture on it of a turtle called Hughey, who is having a chat with a Mr Otwasbana from Bognor Regis about the demands on the worlds scientist as they struggle to split the atom. The conversation is taking place as Hughey struggles to eat peanuts and you can see them lodged in his throat. As he coughs, the picture depicts Mr Otwasbana giving him the hymerick (spelling) maneuver and you can see the peanut flying through the air, with hughey still attached to it, and coming to rest in Colin the mackerels pint of John Smiths. Mr Otwasbana is left holding nothing more than a shell, which, I dare say, he will shine up and sell to some poor tourist telling them, you can hear the sea! It really is a cracking tea towel.
Following this, we can talk about me some more before I show you my new, exciting collection of door hinges from around the world. I even got one from Macedonia yesterday. It has 8 screw holes on it. Its unique.
We can then talk about me some more before you catch a cab home unless you can bring with you a new gear box for a 1978 Datsun Cherry model.
So ladies if you want to be happy and stay happy, pm me. I can assure you a thrilling evening.
PS, Janet if you fancy another intimate evening with me, my Datsun and a piece of fish, bring your costume and we can dress up like last time. I was a punk and you were a MOD, remember? Dont bring that stick, it bloody hurt and made my skin bruise!
Tenerife Forum Happy Stuff And Good News Only Thread! 
I have purple bruises all up my legs to go with the bump on my head and dint in my ankle that I already have 
Some of you will be aware that I still have my jellyfish sting from my first venture into the sea in Tenerife...
My very happy news is that my baby grandson is here for 2 whole weeks, He is beautiful and he is adorable and he is just so gorgeous and we have all fallen in love with him all over again. He is 9 months old and we have only seen him once before when he was first born. He is wonderful and you don't get much happier news than that!!!
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