I wont disappoint Tenerifeblade. Here are the things I would confine to room 101.
Those people who campaign against this and that for useless causes. I mean the women who campaigned to get the punch and judy shows closed down on the sea front in Cornwall, those people who campaign to get tom and jerry banned from our tv screens and those who wanted to ban grange hill. To all those people, GET A LIFE, there are more important things in life to campaign about, things that could make a real difference.
Drivers who do not even raise a polite hand to acknowledge you when you pull over or stop to let them pass.
Ski poles being used when walking on tarmac in Tenerife.
Des O´conner. That artificial laugh he does when interviewing some very un funny comedian. Very annoying.
White apartment blocks. Condemning these to room 101 may make it easier for people to trace old fiends.
Jehovah Witnesses who knock on your door and try to slam their religion down your throat.
People who are always late and don't even have the decency to call you to let you know.
Tenerifeblades golfing luck. Without it he knows I would have kept the pink ball trophy.
Body odur. Repulsive.
Cliff Richard and Julian Clary. By getting these two together alone may just finally let us all know what side of the fence Sir Cliff sits on.
The participants of shows like Tricia and Jerry Springer. All white socks, smokin roll ups, tattoos, smack heads and wife beaters not to mention the ones who do it with there siblings . Are they all Vicki Pollards kids?