Holiday brochure blurb - can you interpret?

macbee48 · 15th May 2007, 23:18

Many of us are probably quite adept at interpreting the blurb in travel brochures. Can you come up with one? Here's one to start the ball rolling.

Courtesy coach from the hotel to the beach - It's miles from anywhere.

welshsprout · 16th May 2007, 00:09

On an island holiday I once actually took.
Enjoy a picturesque walk to your hotel.......... It's miles away from the port and you have to carry your own luggage.

Make use of our courtesy safe room for your luggage when while you take in the atmosphere of Athens...... We have a broom cupboard that 200 people want to put their luggage in, because they do not want to spend the next two hours lugging it round Athens. like your going to have to.

Delderek · 16th May 2007, 00:13

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Originally Posted by macbee48

Many of us are probably quite adept at interpreting the blurb in travel brochures. Can you come up with one? Here's one to start the ball rolling.

Courtesy coach from the hotel to the beach - It's miles from anywhere.

Sleeps six - only if you are on intimate terms.
Slight hill - take your mountain boots
Lively - Disco underneath
Short walk to the beach - take a survival pack with you
Recommended for families - Dead.
Entertainment - The pool attendant, tries his singing act.
All in including drinks - One bar attendant for five hundred people.
Twenty minute transfer from the airport - unless you are last on the drop off, maybe 90 mins.

OK enough from me, but I suspect a lot more

macbee48 · 16th May 2007, 00:18

Just thought of a couple more.

Panoramic view of the sea - it's on a cliff.

Panoramic view of the coast - it's half way up a mountain.

Delderek · 16th May 2007, 00:51

OK a few more:
Sea view,, contact our rep to hire the Bins.
Excellent menu Our chef trained by McDonald for three weeks.
Friendly Lots of "P" heads.
Mix with the locals Same "P" heads.

Thats it, but think O.G. may have a few more