What are the Tenerife Forum member's favourite urban myths?

[addy]

I was reading about the kidney's for sale thread when it got me thinking about a story going around a few years ago!
This friends mate of a mate goes clubbing get's chatted up by a gorgeous woman who takes him home. He is given a drink blacks out and wakes in the morning minus girlfriend and kidney and only a scar where is kidney used to be!
Does anyone else have any more urban myths to tell?

[Judetenerife]

my friends, friend, aunties, cousin went to McDonalds and bit into a chicken burger and thought he had mayo in his mouth and it turned out to be an absyess on the chicken. Its true honest......

[addy]

Originally Posted by Judetenerife

my friends, friend, aunties, cousin went to McDonalds and bit into a chicken burger and thought he had mayo in his mouth and it turned out to be an absyess on the chicken. Its true honest......

I feel sick

[IREALLYAMLINDA]

when I was a kid at school a very long time ago, a girl in my class got up to tell us all about a friend of her mum who went to the butcher to buy some liver for the family's tea. When she got home and opened up the liver, it was pulsating so she took it back to the butcher and he said it was a cancer that was living in the liver..........??????

[Daverock]

Someone please remind me not to visit this thread again !

[old golfer]

Originally Posted by Judetenerife

my friends, friend, aunties, cousin went to McDonalds and bit into a chicken burger and thought he had mayo in his mouth and it turned out to be an absyess on the chicken. Its true honest......

They usually pass this off as Guacamole.....

[Judetenerife]

did you get the chain email warning you about some sicko who is placing HIV infected needles under the seats in cinemas so when you sit down you get jabbed. I really believed that one and stopped going to the flicks...... Apparently it was EVERY cinema in the UK.