| | General Chat Chat about anything non-Tenerife related here |  | | 8th May 2007, 21:33 | #1 (permalink) | | La Bruja Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: South Tenerife Gender: Posts: 1,547 | Could you be the next Fanny Craddock? Gordon Ramsey is looking for the next Fanny Craddock......... Could you be "the one"? You have to be female and have a talent and passion for food and cooking (sorry Katy, you got to be able to cook it as well) __________________ ©Cazten Last edited by Cazten; 9th May 2007 at 02:12. Reason: Merged double post | | | 8th May 2007, 22:00 | #2 (permalink) | | Super Tenerifian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: El Medano Gender: Posts: 708 | just watching the 'f' word now. check out Gordon with these sheep, ha ha ha Quote: | Originally Posted by Cazten Gordon Ramsey is looking for the next ***** Craddock......... Could you be "the one"? You have to be female and have a talent and passion for food and cooking (sorry Katy, you got to be able to cook it as well) LOL, I can't believe "it" ***** out the word *****.............Surely it's not only a woman's name, but also what the americans call your butt......lets see if BUTT is *'d out | yeah!!! its short for francis!!!!!!!!!! Last edited by Daverock; 8th May 2007 at 22:02. Reason: Merged double post | | | 9th May 2007, 00:52 | #3 (permalink) | | Super Tenerifian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kent/Los Cristianos Gender: Posts: 1,608 | Quote: | Originally Posted by Cazten Gordon Ramsey is looking for the next ***** Craddock......... Could you be "the one"? You have to be female and have a talent and passion for food and cooking (sorry Katy, you got to be able to cook it as well) LOL, I can't believe "it" ***** out the word *****.............Surely it's not only a woman's name, but also what the americans call your butt......lets see if BUTT is *'d out | Would like to compete but: A,,,wrong sex B,,,My can opener broke tonight, now in danger of starving | | | 9th May 2007, 00:58 | #4 (permalink) | | Human Being Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Menores (near Adeje) Gender: Posts: 1,638 | Does f.a.n.n.y work? Ahh the blindness of modern dumb software. As a former programmer, I would have ignored non-alphabetic characters in my scan for smut words P.e.e p.o b.e.l.l.y b.u.m. d.r.a.w.e.r.s (Flanders and Swann classic  ) __________________ The best telefonica can do: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | | | 9th May 2007, 01:55 | #5 (permalink) | | La Bruja Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: South Tenerife Gender: Posts: 1,547 | Quote: | Originally Posted by Delderek Would like to compete but: A,,,wrong sex B,,,My can opener broke tonight, now in danger of starving  | Ahh sorry about that Delderek, but you can't help not being female  Quote: | Originally Posted by torrenter Does f.a.n.n.y work? Ahh the blindness of modern dumb software. As a former programmer, I would have ignored non-alphabetic characters in my scan for smut words P.e.e p.o b.e.l.l.y b.u.m. d.r.a.w.e.r.s (Flanders and Swann classic  ) | But now, we should be able to use the name Fanny, unless it gets "googled" for obsene purposes - thanks to Zarion and Daverock The word Fanny aside; (thanks to Zarion and Daverock - who saw it in the context that it was meant - and bucked the present PC trend - seriously, thanks for that!) Are there any females here that feel they can show Gordon Ramsey a thing or 2 about passionate and flavoursome cooking? Could you be the new Fanny Craddock for 2007? If so look here I may well be tempted how about you? Come on gang, there must be some passionate and clever female cooks out there! __________________ ©Cazten Last edited by zarion; 9th May 2007 at 01:59. Reason: Merged posts | | | 9th May 2007, 01:59 | #6 (permalink) | | Human Being Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Menores (near Adeje) Gender: Posts: 1,638 | Quote: | Originally Posted by Cazten I may well be tempted how about you? Come on gang, there must be some passionate and clever female cooks out there! | I feel slighted, as a passionate male cook. My home-made mayionnaise puts 'Hellmanns' to shame, and as for my Thai curry... read and weep __________________ The best telefonica can do: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | | | 9th May 2007, 02:16 | #7 (permalink) | | La Bruja Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: South Tenerife Gender: Posts: 1,547 | Quote: | Originally Posted by torrenter I feel slighted, as a passionate male cook. My home-made mayionnaise puts 'Hellmanns' to shame, and as for my Thai curry... read and weep  | I'm sure your "mayionnaise" is fantastic torrenter, but sorry Gordon's only looking for females at this moment in time __________________ ©Cazten | | | 9th May 2007, 08:13 | #8 (permalink) | | Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tenerife Gender: Posts: 6,459 | Just remember that you have to be able to make doughnuts too. | | | 9th May 2007, 08:42 | #9 (permalink) | | Old Golfer Sir Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Golf del sur of course Gender: Posts: 6,017 My Mood: | I think Wifie would make a super Fanny Craddock replacement:- 1.She's a wonderful cook as I shrive on it 2.She's a wonderful communicator (when she gets the chance) 3.She's of the same generation as the original although she denies it. 4.She can say the "F" word like G.Ramsay, but it normally follows something I have done for some reason? .... __________________ Competitive Golf in Tenerife To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. 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| | | 9th May 2007, 10:26 | #10 (permalink) | | Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tenerife Gender: Posts: 9,580 | Quote: Originally Posted by Cazten thanks to Zarion and Daverock - who saw it in the context that it was meant - and bucked the present PC trend | Sorry to interrupt the thread, but just felt the need to say that we are all guilty of encouraging PC-ness if we get as sensitive as this, and will be responsible for making the situation worse not better. This was NEVER a problem of political correctness, but of finding ways of filtering out links to sites "offering" pornography. If it appears nonsensical that the word "fanny" was being filtered, just consider how many ways these sad b********s try to get past every filter that can be imagined to force you to view their sick and nasty images. We'll give it a go with "fanny" being permitted, but please do not run away with the idea that it was ever disallowed because it was considered politically incorrect. It was filtered because it had proven pornographic connotations. We hope that the risk, as we assess it, is low enough to warrant the inclusion of this word. If it proves otherwise, it will be banned again instantly. It also serves as a good example of how members might think before they post of how their words could be construed in the minds of the myriads of sickos out there. Thankyou. | | | | Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | | |