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Old 8th May 2007, 21:33   #1 (permalink)
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Question Could you be the next Fanny Craddock?

Gordon Ramsey is looking for the next Fanny Craddock......... Could you be "the one"?

You have to be female and have a talent and passion for food and cooking (sorry Katy, you got to be able to cook it as well)
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Old 8th May 2007, 22:00   #2 (permalink)
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just watching the 'f' word now. check out Gordon with these sheep, ha ha ha

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Gordon Ramsey is looking for the next ***** Craddock......... Could you be "the one"?

You have to be female and have a talent and passion for food and cooking (sorry Katy, you got to be able to cook it as well)

LOL, I can't believe "it" ***** out the word *****.............Surely it's not only a woman's name, but also what the americans call your butt......lets see if BUTT is *'d out


yeah!!! its short for francis!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 9th May 2007, 00:52   #3 (permalink)
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Gordon Ramsey is looking for the next ***** Craddock......... Could you be "the one"?

You have to be female and have a talent and passion for food and cooking (sorry Katy, you got to be able to cook it as well)

LOL, I can't believe "it" ***** out the word *****.............Surely it's not only a woman's name, but also what the americans call your butt......lets see if BUTT is *'d out
Would like to compete but:
A,,,wrong sex
B,,,My can opener broke tonight, now in danger of starving
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Old 9th May 2007, 00:58   #4 (permalink)
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Does f.a.n.n.y work? Ahh the blindness of modern dumb software. As a former programmer, I would have ignored non-alphabetic characters in my scan for smut words

P.e.e p.o b.e.l.l.y b.u.m. d.r.a.w.e.r.s (Flanders and Swann classic )
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Old 9th May 2007, 01:55   #5 (permalink)
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Would like to compete but:
A,,,wrong sex
B,,,My can opener broke tonight, now in danger of starving
Ahh sorry about that Delderek, but you can't help not being female
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Does f.a.n.n.y work? Ahh the blindness of modern dumb software. As a former programmer, I would have ignored non-alphabetic characters in my scan for smut words

P.e.e p.o b.e.l.l.y b.u.m. d.r.a.w.e.r.s (Flanders and Swann classic )
But now, we should be able to use the name Fanny, unless it gets "googled" for obsene purposes - thanks to Zarion and Daverock

The word Fanny aside; (thanks to Zarion and Daverock - who saw it in the context that it was meant - and bucked the present PC trend - seriously, thanks for that!)

Are there any females here that feel they can show Gordon Ramsey a thing or 2 about passionate and flavoursome cooking? Could you be the new Fanny Craddock for 2007?

If so look here

I may well be tempted how about you? Come on gang, there must be some passionate and clever female cooks out there!
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I may well be tempted how about you? Come on gang, there must be some passionate and clever female cooks out there!
I feel slighted, as a passionate male cook. My home-made mayionnaise puts 'Hellmanns' to shame, and as for my Thai curry... read and weep
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I feel slighted, as a passionate male cook. My home-made mayionnaise puts 'Hellmanns' to shame, and as for my Thai curry... read and weep
I'm sure your "mayionnaise" is fantastic torrenter, but sorry Gordon's only looking for females at this moment in time
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Just remember that you have to be able to make doughnuts too.
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Old 9th May 2007, 08:42   #9 (permalink)
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I think Wifie would make a super Fanny Craddock replacement:-

1.She's a wonderful cook as I shrive on it
2.She's a wonderful communicator (when she gets the chance)
3.She's of the same generation as the original although she denies it.
4.She can say the "F" word like G.Ramsay, but it normally follows something I have done for some reason? ....
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thanks to Zarion and Daverock - who saw it in the context that it was meant - and bucked the present PC trend
Sorry to interrupt the thread, but just felt the need to say that we are all guilty of encouraging PC-ness if we get as sensitive as this, and will be responsible for making the situation worse not better. This was NEVER a problem of political correctness, but of finding ways of filtering out links to sites "offering" pornography. If it appears nonsensical that the word "fanny" was being filtered, just consider how many ways these sad b********s try to get past every filter that can be imagined to force you to view their sick and nasty images.

We'll give it a go with "fanny" being permitted, but please do not run away with the idea that it was ever disallowed because it was considered politically incorrect. It was filtered because it had proven pornographic connotations. We hope that the risk, as we assess it, is low enough to warrant the inclusion of this word. If it proves otherwise, it will be banned again instantly. It also serves as a good example of how members might think before they post of how their words could be construed in the minds of the myriads of sickos out there.

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