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What practical jokes have you played or would you do in Tenerife?
Me and the Bloke had to go to the Hacienda today to get our Declaración de la Rentas for matriculating our youngest in school... anyway... as we walked in and pulled our tickets (as you do) I had to have a little giggle as I remembered a practical joke we thought up last time we were in a queuing situation...
Wouldn't it be fun to walk into the Hacienda/Social/Cristianos Health Centre and pull 50 tickets... then sit in a corner and watch people as they come in, pull a ticket and notice how long they have to wait when they realise there are 50 numbers between them and the present one...
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then sit in a corner and watch people as they come in, pull a ticket and notice how long they have to wait when they realise there are 50 numbers between them and the present one...
That's mean!
I like it
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I'd love to go to an area that is predominantly British in Tenerife and change all the road signs around overnight so it looked like you should drive on the left.
In work one of our favourite sports used to be to hide and try to scare the life out of a checkout operator as she carried her float to the cash office.
This was usually accomplished by jumping out in front of her and screaming at the top of your lungs. And if you did it just right, the float would go in the air and there'd be change everywhere
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An old friend, who happened to be very dark and sickeningly handsome, worked as a waiter in one of the Spanish resorts years ago. Whenever a group of Brit girls/women came in he always pretended he couldn't speaka da Ingleesh.
He told me I wouldn't believe how feelthy the things were that they said to him or about him as he took their orders.... especially the older women.
He took great delight in their screams as they left, when wishing them goodbye and telling them to come back soon...... in a broad Scouse accent!
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nice one kirsty, i was in the hacienda last week and pulled 76 you were,nt there before me was ya? have done the exploding golf ball were the fella teeing off got absolutely covered from head to foot, hilarious
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When I was in my student flat we used to play loads of practical jokes on each other. One time my mate was working a 10 hour shift and me and another lad were stuck in the flat. It was just after christmas so we went to the local shop and they were selling rolls of wrapping paper for 20 p ech. So we bought about 20 rolls and proceded to wrap everything in the other lads room.....and I mean everythin...his telly, his bed, every cd, dvd, item of clothing, curtains...it took hours but the look on his face was priceless. To get me back, the same lad who was about 6 and a half foot tall, bought a load of rolls of selotape and stuck everything he could get his hands on to the ceiling of my room! It took me hours to get it back down!
Not quite a practical joke...but me and two other lads were watching a newcastle football match at my house. One of the others was a geordie like me and the other supported sunderland. At half time we were getting beat and the mackem was giving us a bit of stick, so we proceded to give him a playful beating! Anyway unknown to us he had leant on his mobile and accidently dialled the police who had heard his pathetic squeeling. Anyway He got a call on his mobile about 10 minutes later from the police who said they had heard a women screamin down the phone! ha ha! Soooo they said they would have to send someone to check it out, despite us reassuring them that everythin was fine. So another 10 minutes passed before 2 squad cars pulled up outside my house to interview the VERY embarrassed mackem....while me and my other mate attempted not to giggle like schoolgirls.
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Wouldn't it be fun to walk into the Hacienda/Social/Cristianos Health Centre and pull 50 tickets... then sit in a corner and watch people as they come in, pull a ticket and notice how long they have to wait when they realise there are 50 numbers between them and the present one...
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That's mean!
I like it
I LOVE IT!!
Thatsounds exactly like something I used todowhenI wasnyounger,we'd be at the Deliin the grocerystoreand I'd yankout 5or 6 numbers before my mom caught me.
Ialways gigled as the butcher had to clalout 5 or 6 numbersbefore getting their next customer.
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What practical jokes have you played or would you do in Tenerife? 
. That's the sort of thing I would probably do 
nice one kirsty, i was in the hacienda last week and pulled 76 you were,nt there before me was ya? have done the exploding golf ball were the fella teeing off got absolutely covered from head to foot, hilarious
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