Why does this NOT suprise me.
I can see it in the future . . . . .
'So tell me sir, would you like to travel seated or in our new standing class stalls? We have introduced them in an attempt to offer you the consumer more choice, by the way, seated is ONLY a £25 per journey premium, ideal for those who are perhaps infirm or cannot stand for long periods of time.
Should you want to take advantage of our new value Standing Stalls, you have two choices, they are Premium Standing Stalls or Standard Standing Stalls? Standard Standing Stalls give you a very comfortable full 8 inches between you and the passager in front where as our Premuim Standing Stalls (available for ONLY £10 per journey) allow you a very generous 12 inches of space - ideal for those wanting to breath on the journey.'
